Dear boss, on this your birthday we all want to offer you a special gift, which is a day off. You can go, boss, to trust, we promise to pretend we work and that we are on time.
Now seriously, you can go, you know that we are all responsible and that you taught us very well, and if any of us mess up, we promise you won't know.
Happy birthday, big boss! You are the best of the best, and as you do not, or ever will be, never equal!
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