Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you can do
Another trip around the sun
And the whole group comes together
With gifts around and abundant laughter
And we make a sound of joy
And we sing this stupid song
Happy Birthday!
Now you are a year older
Happy Birthday!
Your life is not over yet
Happy Birthday!
You didn't accomplish much
But you didn't die this year,
I think this is good enough
So let's toast to your fleeting health
And hope you don't remember yourself
Your chance to find fame and wealth
Decreases every year
Does it feel turning around
And eating and resting
And hoping that someday maybe
Your life may have some spirit
Happy Birthday!
What did you do that matters?
Happy Birthday!
You are starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday!
It's decay from now
Try not to remember yourself,
because your best years are gone
If cryogenic were all free
So you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead, your time is fixed
This is the only life you have
And though it's not over yet
Sometimes you wish you had
Happy Birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday!
Your life so sad is funny
Happy Birthday!
How much longer can you take?
But your friends are hungry,
so just cut the stupid cake
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Honey…
(Adam Sandler)
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